Post by Frederick Cooper on Apr 24, 2015 19:52:55 GMT
A good sandwich required good ingredients. Good ingredients, however, were not to be found at a damn supermarket. At least, not normally. One had to personally sample all brands, short of those that were visibly tainted. Hidden gems, like with anime, games, and other things, could also be found in the supermarket. One had to know where to look, though. Or get lucky. Or both. Now, one might ask why such a picky, opinionated fellow was strolling around in the supermarket at night. At midnight, actually. With strange creatures wandering about. One would be perfectly in the right for asking such a thing. In fact, it was more than sane.
Frederick decided he'd benefit from the situation and take a few free samples of the products to try out in his free time. See what was worth paying for and what wasn't. Pirates did it all the time! And even didn't pay for it later. Software didn't spoil, but food could. He was doing the products a favor. In a sort, at least. He could always feed the lackluster samples to a stray dog, or something. Dogs were okay. Sometimes. Other times, they could be surprisingly annoying- and dangerous!- pests. The young man picked up a package of ham before opening it.
”Ha-ha-ha. Get into my belly.” Much like a child that had a bad habit of playing with their food, he spook to the slices of ham before gingerly shoving two into his mouth. He crossed his arms and chewed, letting out quiet, muffled “Hm” sounds while seeming deep in thought. Texture was not bad. Taste was average. No slime or oversaturation, at least. He swallowed. Final verdict? The brand “Oyo-meat!” was lackluster. It was not bad, but it was not good. It was painfully average, and nothing really stood out as good. It'd function for a commoner's sandwich. However, Riki did not make such basic things. No, he crafted the sandwiches fit for kings. And, one day? The gods!
Frederick decided he'd benefit from the situation and take a few free samples of the products to try out in his free time. See what was worth paying for and what wasn't. Pirates did it all the time! And even didn't pay for it later. Software didn't spoil, but food could. He was doing the products a favor. In a sort, at least. He could always feed the lackluster samples to a stray dog, or something. Dogs were okay. Sometimes. Other times, they could be surprisingly annoying- and dangerous!- pests. The young man picked up a package of ham before opening it.
”Ha-ha-ha. Get into my belly.” Much like a child that had a bad habit of playing with their food, he spook to the slices of ham before gingerly shoving two into his mouth. He crossed his arms and chewed, letting out quiet, muffled “Hm” sounds while seeming deep in thought. Texture was not bad. Taste was average. No slime or oversaturation, at least. He swallowed. Final verdict? The brand “Oyo-meat!” was lackluster. It was not bad, but it was not good. It was painfully average, and nothing really stood out as good. It'd function for a commoner's sandwich. However, Riki did not make such basic things. No, he crafted the sandwiches fit for kings. And, one day? The gods!